Gozer the Traveler! He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the Rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you!” – Louis Tully, Ghostbusters

It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest! -Doc Holiday, Tombstone

It's quoted in the bible, Revelations: Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him. -Johnny Ringo, Tombstone

Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era---the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. -Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

And that, I think, was the handle---that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting---on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark---the place where the wave finally broke and rolled back. -Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later. -Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. -Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Fiddle your hand you son of a bitch. -Rooster Cogburn, True Grit

Free yourself from the tyranny of eye-level. -Roger, Roger Dodger

Mark Rumsfield: Klopek, is that Slavic? Reuben: NO. Mark Rumsfield: 'Bout a nine on the tension scale there, Reub. -The Burbs.

I've seen monkey-shit fights at the zoo that are more organized than this. -Edward O'Neil, The Replacements

Bunch a ball washin bastards. -Captain Hadley, Shawshank Redmption

Charlie don't surf! -Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

I don't know about you, but I'm havin a ball. -Marv, Sin City

Look, if I were joking I would've said, "what do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino." -Ramada Thompson, Hot Shots

I live in a giant bucket. -Rejected

Ass like a ten year old boy, and a pair of titties, make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. -Simon, True Lies

Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat - the same tightness a man gets when his baby takes his first step or his first baby shaves and makes his first sound as a man. Some words can give you a feeling that makes your heart warm. Republic is one of those words. -Davy Crockett, The Alamo

It was like I was empty. Well, I'm not empty anymore. That's what's important, to feel useful in this old world, to hit a lick against what's wrong for what's right even though you get walloped for saying that word. Now I may sound like a Bible beater yelling up a revival at a river crossing camp meeting, but that don't change the truth none. There's right and there's wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you're living. You do the other and you may be walking around, but you're dead as a beaver hat. -Davy Crockett, The Alamo

Hey, what is this, some kinda freak-out? -Violet Beauregarde, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory