A cops life ain't all beer and skittles. -Porky Pig

More flavor than two strips of bacon. -description of new shoes, Strangers with Candy

You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag. -Anonymous

It's a bottle filled with evil and Hitler buttholes. -mcchris commenting on Robitussin

If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin steak. -Jayne Cobb, Firefly

The ones that danced were thought to be crazy by those who couldn't hear the music. -Anonymous

He's a healer, let him heal. -James T. Kirk, Star Trek

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise. - realultimatepower.com

Everynight I ask Jesus to kill you. -Anonymous

Thats the biggest toenail i've ever seen. -the last thing you want to hear someone say when they look behind your couch.

Its mcDANIELS not mcDONALDS, these rhymes are DARRLYS those burgers are RONALDS! -Run Dmc, Son of Byford

Yeah Holocaust! -Drunk me at MC Chris show

I'm gonna hit ya... and you're gonna fall... and I'm gonna look down... and I'm gonna laugh... -Ren Hoek, The Ren and Stimpy Show

Marc: Whatever happened to honor? Clint: It died with Hitler. -dialogue between my roomates